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Fashion and Design (a rant)

I do not want a fashion designer   I want a goddamn engineer to make the speed of my curves rival that of the autobahn   I want an interior designer to mold my frame with gold lame   I want a mathematician to calculate the exact type and tautness of my fabric so that when I strut I get exactly .25 rps (ripples … Read More Fashion and Design (a rant)

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My Body’s not a Cage

“My Body is not a Cage” was written for “Burlesque and Why”   a stage play produced by Dottie Lux, the founder of Red Hots Burlesque.  Her goal was to give the audience an insight into what is beneath the glitter and glam.  A chance to see that our performances are deeper  than the foundation that goes on our faces.  I was incredibly honored … Read More My Body’s not a Cage

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(Fuck you)I’m Still a Woman

I saw it happen to someone today and it reminded me of what I went through myself. I remember struggling under the weight of a massage table and my various bags while some asshole chatted on his phone just outside the door. Once I was inside I paused to readjust my shoulder strap and watched as this summer’s eve opened the door for a … Read More (Fuck you)I’m Still a Woman

Fat on Phat Violence

Disclaimers: the following post contains multiple, continuous and flagrantly shameless use of the words: fuck, bitch, and FAT If any of these words offend you or if you’re one of my former English teachers please navigate away from this page now Dear Ungrateful Fat Bitches, WTF nobody put’s baby in a corner I expected hate from the “mainstream” but from you. You’re breaking my … Read More Fat on Phat Violence

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